Welcome to Deep Dish Nine! Please place your order with Kira at the counter.
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ESTABLISHED RULES:
1. Kira is not allowed to get into political or ideological debates with customers
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3. Anything special that Julian makes for Mr. Garak comes out of his own paycheck. (Food is not free, people!)
4. Worf is NEVER allowed to choose the music
. No practical jokes during working hours (Jadzia, this means you)
6. PLEASE DON’T HIT THE CUSTOMERS (if you’re being harassed, call security or the police. If you use the kitchenware to hit someone, you are responsible for cleaning it afterwards.)
7. Psychoanalyzing the customers is strictly forbidden (Ezri, if you have to do it, please do it silently
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9. 2-hour long breaks are not acceptable, no matter how interesting the literary discussion was.
10. THIS IS RESTAURANT NOT A DATING SERVICE, DAMNIT.
11. Under no circumstances are any drinks from Quark’s permitted.
12. Baking a pizza at 400 degrees for twenty minutes is NOT the same as baking it at 800 degrees for ten minutes.
13. It doesn’t matter who did it or how many times it’s happened, putting gum under the tables is not a liable reason to lock customers in the freezer. (WORF THAT MEANS YOU)
14. Please don’t put any kind of cardboard near the ovens. O’Brien has enough work on his hands.
15. NO ONE is allowed to keep personal effects in the storage room
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17. Don’t let Kira near the ovens.
18. NO THROWING DISHES. Broken cups, plates, or other dishware come out of the offender’s paycheck.
19. Don’t let Mr. Quark leave without checking his pockets. Strip search him if you have to.
20. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES is the Delivery Car to be used for anything but delivering pizza.
21. Significant others to the employees of this establishment are welcome, of course. As long as they actually buy something every once in a while.
22. NOBODY MENTIONS BASEBALL SCORES UNTIL YOU KNOW WITH ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY THAT I HAVE WATCHED THE GAME!
23. ALL paying costumers are welcome!.
24. This includes biker gangs (No, you cannot report the Jem’Hadar just for being “scary”!), rival Pizzaria employees (as much as it pains me), cosplayers (I don’t care what they told you their antennae are for!), lonely older people (no matter how “creepy” they may or may not be), Etc.
25. Illicit encounters are not to take place in closets, bathrooms, stock rooms, under counters or anywhere on the premises,
DeeP Dish 9
Deep Dish Nine this week features Lady And Tinsnip’s Serious Love For And/Or Obsession With Garak’s Reading Glasses.
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We’re all grateful to Lady! She gave us a spark and all the brilliant, funny, creative, and loving people of the DS9 fandom turned that spark into a very big and very awesome campfire for us to tell stories and roast marshmallows around!
(Source: trekkiesbepositive)
‘gay kissing cupcakes’
Tinsnip wanted to see how I draw, and how I put things together, so I opened up livestream and after I showed her how I draw things, I opened up a drawing I already had an showed her how I color! And then we talked about colors and sparkles and gay kissing cupcakes and there is no reason for this to be this rainbow sparkle, I just wanted to play
deep dish nine again~
Anonymous asked: So, Benjamin, you and Jadzia - what is up with the "old man" thing? Honestly, it's a bit weird.
[Dang this was a hard one to answer. Hope my odd little answer is ok…?]
Anonymous asked: Wait, Mr. Sisko, can you tell us about who's on a date with who? I'll order pizzas if necessary.
[I am so sorry I never got to these guys! School suddenly got me really freaking busy]
Elim Garak has built himself a fairly comfortable life in Alpha City. He misses Cardassia, but he manages. Really, he quite likes it: he has his privacy, his own little space, lots of time to read; everything is just fine, thanks.
And one day, a waiter at a pizzeria takes an interest in what he’s reading, and his world explodes.Set in the Deep Dish Nine AU; further details available on its tumblr here. Adorable, you guys, just adorable.
Lady Yate-Xel wrote it first, from Julian’s POV, and I fell in love with it so goddamned hard that I just had to write Garak’s - and she let me!
swamp-spirit you made me do a thing
So this was super fun and I’m letting it out to play. Please note, this is not DD9 canon, such as it is! This is just me faffing about, and Lady letting me play with her toys. Lucky me~~
Deep Dish Nine junk for Tinsnip, who slides me written things under the table, and then gets the same plus doodles in return~ This friendship has become sort of mutually parasitic or something.
Wall kiss thing because whatever, I draw gay at work, and painted Julian’s toenails purple because of Tinsnip coming up with parallels to make-up goofs on DS9. Fun times.
